1. Follow them around the house everywhere

2. Moo when they say your name

3. Run into walls

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I am a retard"

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time

9. In public yell, "No Mum/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"

10. Do what they actually tell you to

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people

13. At everything they say yell, Liar!

14. Try to swim in the floor

15. Tap on their door all night

16.Pretend to have amnesia

17.Say everything backwards

18.Run around immitating the crazy frog ringtone

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder

23.Run in circles

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times

25.Pretend to beat yourself up

26.Slither everywhere

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist tell them you're making a fashion statement

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way

29.Super glue your finger up your nose

30.Talk to a pen

31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe

32.Try and climb the wall

33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead and ask them if they think u look like a unicorn

35.Put pegs on your nose and ears

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh I get it!!!"

37.Eat your hair

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal

39.Eat anything obviously not edible

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house ..HAHAHAHA

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"

42.Try to snorkel in ur fish tank...

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=Things to do in K-Mart=

1. Get 24 boxes of tampons and put the in the guys carts when they aren’t looking

2. Set all the alarm clocks in the house ware department to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official voice ‘Code 3 in house ware’….and see what happens.

5. Go to the desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-by.

6. Move a ‘Caution-Wet Floor’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers your sleeping over: invite them in, if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming to the theme from ‘mission impossible’

12. In the auto department, practice you ‘Madonna look’ using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say ‘PICK ME PICK ME’

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream. NO! It’s those voices again!